Sigmund Seal interprets dreams. True, he’s never actually studied it – but he insists that adds to the process!
Reclining at all times, he’ll nod solemnly as you describe a hallway full of turnips, then suggest it’s about your cousin’s wind chimes. No one knows what he means, but everyone agrees it sounds profound.
Soft, freckled and famously unflappable, Sigmund has been invited to three lecture tours and one book club. He declined all of them. Fame can’t move him (nothing does).