Madison Monkey is a health and safety aficionado; she’s got her clipboard ready and her whistle primed.
Trampoline? Needs a risk assessment. Treehouse? Let’s talk load-bearing branches. The swing made of vines? Nope, sorry, that’s a step too far. She’ll even halt whole picnics mid-scone for a sandwich stacking violation.
But beneath the high-vis mindset and furrowed brow, Madison’s got a soft spot for her friends. She checks Ricky Rain Frog’s rubber ring weekly and once rewrote the bungee waiver for Lolly Sugar Glider – just to include pre-jump hugs.