Fabulous Fruit Orange speaks in rhyme. All the time. (It’s sublime… mostly.)
Whether he’s ordering lunch, writing postcards, or cheering on Amuseables Sports Basketball, you can bet it’ll be in perfect metre. It’s not a gimmick – it’s just how his brain works. Even his to-do lists flow. (Laundry, tea, then climb a tree.)
If you ask Orange for a haiku, he’ll shake his head. “Only rhymes!” he’ll chime. “Any time, any clime, always rhyme – it’s my prime!”